"Nine Words Women Use"

A friend of mine sent me this, it was too funny to not pass on.  I usually don't like things like this, but I guess this one had a ring of truth in it for me.  I hope you enjoy it and have a wonderful rest of your weekend!

Nine Words Women Use:

1. Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half and hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in a fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.  Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she things you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you abut nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.  That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.  Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here-This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.  That will bring on a 'whatever').
8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!
9. Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.  This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.